Brady Skjei Is Lighting Up DaBeautyLeague

If Brady Skjei decides to fuck around and do this shit during the season, I’m all for it. The hope is at least 50 pts out of a guy who will most likely be paired with Jacob Trouba. Something tells me Brady is going to go off this year. He has the skill and ability …

Don’t Show This Video Of Mika Zibanejad Ripping Pucks Top Shelf To Any Other NHL Goalies

Yes, this exactly the content we all needed. Mika Zibanejad ripping absolute cannons into the top right corner. Puck after puck the guy doesn’t fucking miss. Mika is just coming off of a 30 goal 74 point season. The 2019 Steven McDonald Award winner might have one of the best contracts in the NHL for …

The Tampa Bay Lightning Are New York Rangers Bottom Feeders

If it wasn’t ridiculous enough, Tampa did it again. They signed Kevin Shattenkirk, who was bought out by New York last week, to a 1 year $1.75 million contract. Hey Ottawa…fuck you. Thanks for giving the Lightning all the cap space in the world by taking Ryan Callahan off their hands for absolutely nothing. Not …

The Rangers Are Way More Appealing Than The Islanders

Newsday – NBC Sports believes the Rangers had a good offseason, as reflected by the network’s NHL national broadcast schedule released on Tuesday. The Rangers, who drafted Finnish wing Kaapo Kakko second overall in June then signed marquee free agent Artemi Panarin and acquired defensemen Jacob Trouba and Adam Fox of Jericho after missing the …

The Rangers Are Loaded With Man Rockets

I know this goes without saying, but it is NOT being talked about enough. I mean holy shit, it should be illegal to have this many good looking people in one organization. Let’s review. Henrik Lundqvist The heavens have opened. It’s him. Jesus god almighty. He’s so good looking. It’s mesmerizing. How the hell did …

Kevin Shattenkirk Gets Fucked By The Salary Cap

Kevin Shattenkirk, the guy who has what is possibly the WORST luck in the NHL, was bought out by the Rangers. His buyout cap relief was the highest for this offseason at $5,166,667. The Rangers desparately need the money if they’re considering signing Chris Kreider somewhere in the ballpark of 7 years at $6-7 million …

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